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foodffs:

Think of these Chocolate Chip Muffins as portable, no-need-for-maple-syrup, muffin-shaped, chocolate chip-filled pancakes! 

foodffs:

Think of these Chocolate Chip Muffins as portable, no-need-for-maple-syrup, muffin-shaped, chocolate chip-filled pancakes! 

9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

paradises-angel:

this is the lowest i have felt in a long time

9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

nyehs:

WHY CANT EVERY CHARGER FOR EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS JUST BE THE SAME SHAPE AND SIZE

9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

asmilinggoddess:

dont tell me musical theater won’t be useful in the future when jean valjean managed to sing and choreograph his way out of being arrested like three times

9 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE